I wonder what Spencer is up to
Picked up this story from Oregon Media Central. I think it raises some valuable points about “posting” content and “sharing” links.
It’s interesting you can’t be held responsible for linking to defamatory content.
David Ardia, a fellow at Harvard Law School’s Berkman Center for Internet & Society and director of the Citizen Media Law Project, agreed. “Someone who merely links to defamatory or infringing material does not bear liability.”
Reposted with permission from Ryan Balton.
Twit (n.) – twerp: someone who is regarded as contemptible
When I first learned about Twitter a couple years ago, I really didn’t understand the point of it. Why would I also need Twitter to pour my heart out to the world? Filing Twitter in the “Pointless” folder, I moved on with my life.
Now that Twitter’s popularity has soared to incredible heights (as has its frilly little blue bird), I’m still left scratching my head over it. After research and putting some thought into it though, I’ve decided to stop scratching my head. I’m going to duck for cover, head to an underground bunker, build an ark, anything before Twitter gets me, and the rest of civilization as we know it. (Note: Apply within for vacancy on the ark, ladies.)
But before building my ark, I’m going to spend a week exemplifying the pointlessness of Twitter. For one week, I will tweet (*gag*) nonstop, about everything I do, every breaking news item that comes up, every interesting Web site I visit, every time I pee. And then, at the end, while I’m in rehab, you can decide for yourself if there is still hope left for humanity.
Now, before you go ahead telling me I have no authority or credibility to tell you Twitter is pointless, (even though I’ve been designing Web sites for over 10 years, am the Web media director of the nation’s oldest and largest student-run college TV station, and just finished up 10 weeks at MTV working in the same office as one of the world’s most powerful digital professionals) … consider these points, collected from research and people who agree with me.
Twitter is limiti…
We live in a world where you can stream live video across hemispheres. Twitter, in all of its mighty innovation, doesn’t natively support sharing of multimedia. It only supports sharing of text. And it doesn’t even do that right. You can tweet no more than 140 characters at a time. I’m already 146 characters over that limit in this paragraph alone. Make that 213 over.
Twitter just copies and waters down existing technology
We’ve all already got Facebook statuses. We’ve got blogs. They’re amazing, they’re just like Twitter, but you can type more than 140 characters, and add pictures and videos! We’ve got RSS feeds to aggregate blogs and news. And for even longer, we’ve had megaphones to shout random thoughts to everyone within earshot.
Me, with a megaphone, years before Twitter was launched.
It’s bad for you
Because Twitter’s platform is designed for frequent updates, twittereetweeterers are at an increased risk for damaging the physical health of their hands and fingers by constantly forcing them through repetitive motions, often on tiny cellphone keypads.
Twitter even brought an untimely death to one girl, who died by electrocution while tweeting.
And twitter isn’t just physically harming people. It’s also socially, mentally and emotionally harming people. Studies show rapid Twitter updates may be too fast for the brain’s moral compass to process. What’s more, the twitterverse (*throws up in mouth*) separates people from reality. Too concerned about keeping up an online stream of consciousness, twitterers are separated from the present and miss out on what’s going on in the real world around them.
This just in: Britney Spears and Rick Astley are dead
Those are just a few rumors that Twitter has helped perpetuate. With no means in place to check accuracy, rumors like these fly fast on Twitter.
twittas destroyin da english language
Twitter is doing nothing to help the disgrace of the written word that instant messaging initiated. With a character limit, the focus becomes strictly on content with no regard for standards. Good grammar and spelling are a thing of the past. Punctuation is lost altogether. Being instantly published, even corporations and news organizations using Twitter may not have a mechanism in place to check errors. As a result, our words become lose meaning, and we become dumber.
No one cares
By definition, twitter means noise, chitter, a series of bird chirps. By and large, that’s what is being broadcast on Twitter. Noise. A columnist from CNET, one of the leading technology news Web sites, agrees. And this video does a entertaining job of pointing out how “it seems like twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life.”
Decide for yourself: Follow me on Twitter all next week
Starting Sunday, July 19 at 12:01 a.m., I’ll start tweeting, and won’t stop again until the following Saturday at 11:59 p.m. Partially because I’m home and need something to do. Partially because I’m a shameless self-promoter. But mostly to make a point: Twitter is ruining the world.
Sell it all! Get out of the stock market! The world is crashing!
A quick excerpt from the AP wire:
So I’m sitting here watching the wire come over and am just thinking… what’s happening here? Where is the world going? I think like is going to be a bit different soon.
Then I go online and see that Jim Cramer, one of the most respected stock market analysts, is saying it’s time to sell everything!
In the mean time, others are telling people to stop spending and save. That’s what I’d like to think I’m doing.
Hmm. I’m glad I don’t have any stock, do I?
This has to be good for Obama. Polls show he leads on this economy issue.
I just won $22,000!!!
Well I didn’t really win it, and the money isn’t technically mine, but I do have access to it. That $22,000 is my combined credit line for my two credit cards. As a young male I am really thankful that these companies trust me with this kind of cash! Let’s see… I could use a new pair of skis, a nice rain coat, a new cell phone, how ’bout a designer watch or a car! Let me just pull out my credit card!
But wait a minute, here. Why do I have so much money at my disposal? I’ve built my credit since I was able. As soon as I turned 18 I signed up for a handy “starter card” to get me trained on using credit. My limit of $250 was raised to $500 in six months after I paid my bills on time. Six months later I had $1,000 to spend. Fast forward two years and that figure jumped ten fold on that particular card. In the mean time, I signed up for JetBlue’s snazzy TrueBlue points card to help me earn free flights sooner (three round trips already!). My credit on that card doubled in two years.
I’ve been responsible and paid my bills off entirely every month. I don’t buy stupid stuff I don’t need. And very rarely do I buy things I couldn’t have just used my debit card on.
But, to me, this is a comment on what’s going on in our country right now – the crisis in our nation’s capital, on wall street and in the pocket books of everyday Americans. How can I, a measly 21 year-old college student, have so much cash so readily available to me when these giant firms can’t find the money to fix their own mistakes?
Well, almost. Tomorrow in Geneva the Large Hadron Collider will start up for the first time ever. It’s designed to launch protons as fast as you can get to the speed of light whithout actually traveling at the speed of light. Once these protons smash into eachother a window into our universe is susposed to open. Scientists hope to learn more about the Higgs particle, black holes, dark matter and other cool unknown stuff like that.
The only question is, if this is really a big bang, as people say it is similar to, what will happen to us? Some say it will turn the world inside out. I don’t know. But I’ll bring some extra food with me to work tomorrow anyways.
